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1. Question - What is the difference between an ornithologist and a stutterer?
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2. Question - What's the difference between unlawful and illegal?
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3. Question - A petshop owner had a parrot with a sign on its cage that said "Parrot repeats everything it hears." A young man bought the parrot and for two weeks he spoke to it and it didn't say a word. He returned the parrot but the shopkeeper said he never lied about the parrot. How can this be?
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4. Question - What's orange and sounds like a parrot?
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5. Question - What do you get if you cross a parrot and a centipede?
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6. Question - What did the mathematician say when asked how his pet parrot died?
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7. Question - What happened when Polly the senator's parrot swallowed a watch?
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8. Question - Why wouldn't the parrot talk to the Frenchman?
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9. Question - How does a parrot escape from an aeroplane?
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10. Question - Why are parrots clever?
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11. Question - What are parrots stuffed with?
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12. Question - What do you call a parrot who goes out in the rain wearing a mac and carrying an umbrella?
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13. Question - What do parrots take for headaches?
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14. Question - Where is parrot heaven?
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15. Question - What is a parrots favorite sport?
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16. Question - Why do seagulls live near the sea?
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17. Question - What do parrots have for breakfast?
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18. Question - What do you call the merger of Polygram Records, Warner Brothers and Keebler Crackers?
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19. Question - What do you call a dead parrot?
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20. Question - What do you call a whole pile of budgies, parrots, macaws, cockatiels all in one cage?
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